World War 3 and Indians
Musharraf and Bush turn up for a press conference.
Bush starts to speak, “We are planning world war 3”
Reporter asks, “Really, What’s going to happen?”
Musharraf said, “Well, we are going to kill 1 billion Indians and one cycle repairman.
All 150 journalists at once ask, “A bicycle man!!! Why?
Musharraf turns to Bush and say, “See I told you no-one would worry about the 1 billion Indian!”